Otter's Blood Pre-Workout

FORMULATED BY A NAVY SEAL. INSPIRED BY AN OTTER. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. OTTER"S BLOOD HITS HARD WITH CLEAN ENERGY, LASER FOCUS, AND HYDRATION SO ADVANCED IT NEEDS A SECURITY CLEARANCE. IT"S LIKE GETTING SLAPPED BY A STRAWBERRY PASSIONFRUIT TSUNAMI WHILE AN ELITE AMPHIBIOUS MAMMAL YELLS AT YOU TO "SECURE THE PERIMETER." ONE SCOOP AND YOU"LL BE READY TO DEADLIFT A JET SKI. OR FIGHT GOD. EITHER WORKS.